it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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