Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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