me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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