Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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