You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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