After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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