Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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