I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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