Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
they need to just BURY HIM!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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