Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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