It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
