you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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