yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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