that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
there is puke in my bra ... again
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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