There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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