I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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