He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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