can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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