The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have post one night stand depression
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