She announced her abortion via fbk
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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