Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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