Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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