i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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