Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I pour the whiskey from now on
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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