she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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