last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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