I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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