Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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