Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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