Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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