Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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