I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Mom said you looked used
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
