Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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