We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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