i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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