I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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