he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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