yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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