my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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