The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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