he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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