I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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