Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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