I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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