God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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