He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
