I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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