So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I wear drunk well.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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