The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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