I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she told me i tasted like america
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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