My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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