Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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